SUPER ZERO. OH SNAP!
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$35.00
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SUPER ZERO. OH SNAP!
$35.00
Sale price
$35.00
Regular price
Not every hero heavy weight gets a cape. Some of us get a participation trophy and a crushing sense of mediocrity. This shirt celebrates the other guy — the one standing just off to the side of history, waving somewhat awkwardly. He's still out there. Probably fine.
ABOUT THIS T-SHIRT
Classic Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight
100% ring-spun US cotton for crisp print clarity on wicked graphics.
- Relaxed Fit: Easygoing cut with reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape so it won't rip during dramatic villain monologue gestures.
- Zero Shrinkage: Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, because the only thing shrinking around here should be your enemies.
CARING FOR YOUR T-SHIRT
- Machine Wash Cold: Wash with like-minded colors. Keep water cold—heat is for laser beams, not your laundry.
- Tumble Dry Low: Low heat only, or hang dry.
- Do Not Iron Printed Graphic: Ironing directly on the print will ruin the graphic. Iron inside-out if you must look presentable for your arch-nemesis.
- Do Not Bleach: Leave the bleaching to the hero's backstory.
SIZE GUIDE
- Relaxed Fit: Cut with extra breathing room for dramatic gesticulation, posture-impaired hunching over workbench blueprints, and general scheming.
- Standard Sizing: Fits true to size. If you prefer an oversized, "mysterious hooded figure" silhouette, order one size up.
- Pre-Shrunk: Garment-dyed so it won't mysteriously shrink down to minion size in the wash.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
- Processing Time: Orders take 3–5 business days to hatch, print, and process before dispatch.
- Transit Time: Once dispatched, expect 3–5 business days for delivery to your lair.
- Free Shipping Threshold: All orders over $85 automatically qualify for free shipping.
- Hassle-Free Returns: If your gear arrives damaged, defective, or intercepted by hero forces, reach out within 30 days of delivery for a replacement or full refund. Items must be unworn and unwashed.