ONE EYED SQUIRREL WARNING
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$35.00
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ONE EYED SQUIRREL WARNING
$35.00
Sale price
$35.00
Regular price
He's been through some things. He doesn't talk about it. This shirt is for the squirrel who came out the other side of whatever that was and got right back to the acorns, because what else are you going to do. One eye is plenty. He's seen enough.
ABOUT THIS T-SHIRT
Classic Comfort Colors 1717 heavyweight
100% ring-spun US cotton for crisp print clarity on wicked graphics.
- Relaxed Fit: Easygoing cut with reinforced shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape so it won't rip during dramatic villain monologue gestures.
- Zero Shrinkage: Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, because the only thing shrinking around here should be your enemies.
CARING FOR YOUR T-SHIRT
- Machine Wash Cold: Wash with like-minded colors. Keep water cold—heat is for laser beams, not your laundry.
- Tumble Dry Low: Low heat only, or hang dry.
- Do Not Iron Printed Graphic: Ironing directly on the print will ruin the graphic. Iron inside-out if you must look presentable for your arch-nemesis.
- Do Not Bleach: Leave the bleaching to the hero's backstory.
SIZE GUIDE
- Relaxed Fit: Cut with extra breathing room for dramatic gesticulation, posture-impaired hunching over workbench blueprints, and general scheming.
- Standard Sizing: Fits true to size. If you prefer an oversized, "mysterious hooded figure" silhouette, order one size up.
- Pre-Shrunk: Garment-dyed so it won't mysteriously shrink down to minion size in the wash.
SHIPPING & RETURNS
- Processing Time: Orders take 3–5 business days to hatch, print, and process before dispatch.
- Transit Time: Once dispatched, expect 3–5 business days for delivery to your lair.
- Free Shipping Threshold: All orders over $85 automatically qualify for free shipping.
- Hassle-Free Returns: If your gear arrives damaged, defective, or intercepted by hero forces, reach out within 30 days of delivery for a replacement or full refund. Items must be unworn and unwashed.